Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.

John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.

by The Great Jake September 14, 2009

breakfast of champions

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006

champion(s)

a person or people who are not losers nor tryhards and totally kick ass

kailan and alyce =

by alyce and kailan September 26, 2003

breakfast of champions

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal

Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions

by bootznkatznktzn November 7, 2011

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

fut champions

Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.

"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"

by GeorgeDumPling March 6, 2017

Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011