carnival knowledge

The act of having sex with someone in many positions and many different places.

Like carnal knowledge, but even more fun.

Guy 1: See her, We were only together a short time, but I really got some carnival knowledge!

Guy 2: Err waddaya mean?

Guy 1: Well I got a ride in every corner of the park!

by blackarrow October 8, 2008

carnival in the closet

when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.

( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)

by Christopher gaytano August 19, 2008

Carnival Hands

the way your hands get sticky/dusty/smelly after a long day playing sports, on a road trip or at a carnival/fair

Can we pull over and find a sink? I've got some serious carnival hands

by Nacho 720 March 15, 2009

carnival barker

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.

Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."

by Gribbles December 16, 2007

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008

Carnival Ride

Having sex with someone that is so far from being a virgin... that a large amount of STD's wouldn't surprise you

Man, she was a toal carnival ride, cheap dirty, and makes you sick the next day!

by Lisa Loeb November 15, 2007

dark carnival

The Dark Carnival is GOD that ICP preaches about becuase it is the only way to get punks and ppl who otherwise whould not here the message of the holy spirt to them. DARK CARNIVAL FOR LIFE!!

When we speak of Shngri-La what you think we mean, truth is we follow GOD, we've always been behind him. The Carnival is GOD and may all juggalos find him

by Babylette March 28, 2004