naked resignation

For one to quit his current job before getting the next one.

A: "I quit my shitty job yesterday."
B: "oh, you got another one?"
A: "Nope, it was a naked resignation."
B: "Man, you got balls!"

by beat me with a stick August 16, 2016

Naked Log

A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.

I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.

by punchodex October 31, 2011

Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.

“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”

by ATF PB August 18, 2020

Butterball Naked

The state of being naked; in the buff

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.

by Va5oh November 2, 2016

naked mile

College Students at the University of Michigan running naked during the Winter semester but they sometimes get caught by the police. Also the name of the new American Pie movie

Those kids are doing the Naked Mile again

by JDawg3010 December 29, 2006

Bitch Naked

Shamelessly naked. Similar to butt naked, but without any feeling of guilt or remorse.

Luke chased Kyle across the apartment parking lot bitch naked after Kyle's failed attempt to throw snow on him in the shower.

by vsuit August 3, 2014

Naked Grandma

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Naked Grandma

by itsWoland January 20, 2017