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bullshitness 

Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
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world class bullshitters

Ever heard of world class bullshitters?
Yeah, they are the epitome of pop culture.

bullshitery 

When someone talks bullsgit
I'm tired of Phil's bullshitery
bullshitery by bullshit_man August 11, 2019

bullshittical

When something is just so full of shit that no other word will do.
I've had enough of this bullshittical crap, I'm going to sleep.
bullshittical by Innominate December 17, 2008

bullshitarian 

This is the response you give to anyone who tells you they are a flexitarian
"oh, you're a flexitarian? Well, I'm a bullshitarian."
bullshitarian by Sigmania November 24, 2016

Bullshitting 

1) To tell bullshit to someone.
2) To half-ass something, but it seeming that it was whole-assed.
1) This guy was trying to tell me that he was in the FBI, but I knew he was bullshitting me.
2) I got a B- on the exam, but I was bullshitting my way through.
Bullshitting by DILLGAF February 16, 2019

Bullshittery 

dude what is this bullshittery.
Bullshittery by savisalwaysright December 26, 2018