National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 23, 2023
You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.
“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 14, 2018
When someone stops at a red light next to an old person, slowly starts backing up, and yells "put on your brakes!" at them.
by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017
A feeling worst than getting stubbed by ten knives. The moment when the most important person in your life becomes a stranger.
by Mafalda December 02, 2018
Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.
by the bro July 21, 2014
That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024