break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

by the bro July 21, 2014

Back-up-break

When someone stops at a red light next to an old person, slowly starts backing up, and yells "put on your brakes!" at them.

I can't wait for the day I get to back-up-break some unsuspecting old fart!

by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017

break up

When suddenly the girl you want to marry says she no longer loves you. Or in matter of fact she say she stopped loving you one year ago but simply didn't want to be alone so she used you. And now she has found another interesting buddy in her life that can think of instead of you. And you have to go NOW! Pack up you ruined life, forget about those 6 miserable years of thinking about her and try not to commit suicide. Also drink all of your wedding ring money with friends...

Rado I love you no more! I want to break up with you! You're not the person I thought you are.

by losh_user_at_the_pc January 3, 2018

Break Up

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you

Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry

by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024

break it up

When two or more parties are fighting in one way or another, and an external party comes in to settle the situation - or make it worse. May be repeated for greater effect, or if said parties were too heated up in the argument to listen.

"hater ass fish fuck you"
"broke bitch fuck your land"
"Break it up!"

by slashkill August 14, 2025

Minecraft break up

In the popular game Minecraft sometimes a personal beef will occur or a virtual relationship between two loser virgins or discord users will end occurring in Minecraft theft and arson

The hello kitty girl from vrchat burned down my Minecraft house because I told her we should just be friends that’s how my Minecraft break up was on my Xbox 360 when I was 11

by Thatsabruhmoment May 24, 2023