Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

Boy blasting

Wildly inappropriate and hilariously flippant term used to describe the rape of boyz.

Father O'Assthrash finished absolving his congregation of their sins and went to the park for some grade-A Boy blasting .

by Grossbeard 01 January 9, 2009

finger blasting

To penitrate an orephous with ones fingers.

The gay guys on west hollywood blvd. were finger blasting eachother behind the dumpsters for coke.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

basting the turkey

Slang for masturbating

Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.

Girl 2: what did you do?

Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.

by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011

Cheese Blasting

When one warms a block of Velveeta cheese to a comfortable 76 degrees and proceeds to blast his erect penis in to the block of cheese. Reblast.

The wife and kids were out of town so I did some serious cheese blasting. Epic weekend!

by 123Thayer May 6, 2011

Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire

That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette

by D the M May 17, 2011

basting

To sit around stewing in one's sweat and body odor after a workout.

This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.

Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.

Lisa: Dude, you fuckin reak man, go take a shower!

John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!

by Limit28 December 29, 2007