by JoheMamamia December 15, 2021
"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"
"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"
"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"
by William Cash March 23, 2009
a person with an insanely massive penis, like bigger than anyone in the world. if you think u have a bigger penis than braden page think again because you dont, so your a pindick and braden page has an incredibly massive and wide and long and thick cock and balls, and his awesome.
PIECE.
PIECE.
by travis munchen June 13, 2010
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by REee kid November 07, 2019
a handsome boy who’s so perfect n is there for everyone. he’s amazing and is so so so sweet. i wish i could marry him. <3 - aisey
ais: “omg is that braden barillas?”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”
keira: “yes it is! he’s the sweetest boy, you should talk to him!”
by aiseyyy March 12, 2022
Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)
by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014