bocked

Taking any problem and blowing it up into a crisis level event. defbock

The customer was a little worried about our schedule, then John came in and bocked up our proposed solution. Now everyone is in a panic.

by Steve June 5, 2003

Bockos

a fat, slow horse with unusually deformed teeth and gums.

That bloke's teeth are jacked up, he looks like a Bockos.

You can lead a Bockos to water but you can't make it drink.

A Bockos in the hand is worth a punch in the balls in the bush.

He is slower than a Bockos.

by Grandballer October 21, 2013

bocker

(n). Someone or something that is especially cute or adorable. Usually used in reference to children or boyfriends.

(adj). Having the qualities of a bocker.

(v). The act of doing something to make someone more of a bocker.

That little girl is such a bocker!

So this bocker kid goes up to his mom and says...

I totally just bockered up my boyfriend's hair.

by Anonymouser2 August 26, 2005

bocker

The equivalent of a "fag" in English public school, Christ's Hospital. Simultaneously a term for the kitchen staff.

my mate knows one of the bockers, he says they wank into the ravioli all the time.

by thorn a gay November 14, 2011

bocker

Word to define a subject that has no definition.

Also used after the word chicken for even more confusion.

What is that? It's a bocker!

Chicken bockers all over the place.

GG n00b chicken bocker sit down

by NateWHO April 17, 2004

hocking and bocking

coughing so much that you almost / are sick

Person 1 " you ok ?"
Person 2 " nah man, I was so ill I was hocking and bocking everywhere"

by DinodudeUK October 10, 2016

Bockelman

Placing ones testicles Over a females eyes and penis over her nose making it appear as though she her face is the male genetalia.

I totally gave that chick a Bockelman last night, she looked like a white squid ward.

by Dannybock April 19, 2017