Thrustido Bandito

Patron saint of Cinco de Mayo. According to legend, a mysterious figure adept at scrapping up those females drunk beyond good judgment, before knowing them carnally.

El Thrustido Bandito rides again.

by Thrusty Savage May 19, 2007

Candie Bandit

(1) A polymath of sorts. (2) Creator of visual and audio stuff. (3) Can be found either appreciating arcitecture in an unconventional form using a plank of wood attached to four wheels; or spraying or splatering paint onto surfaces. (4) Mainly sighted in London, usually to the west. Reported sightings also at skateboarding parks throughout Britain and Europe, rumored to have been seen as far as the west coast of America, however not for a few years.

Other:

(a) TaeKwonDo (inc: Silver medalist in the 2007 ITF World Championships in sparring, three times Gold and three times Silver wins in other sparring tournaments), (b) Interactive design/Illustration BA(Hons), (c) Graffiti Artist and Workshop Tutor, (d) Avid Skateboarder (untill recent knee operation), (e) Radio Show host, (f) DnB flavoured, (g) Proper geek.


see also:

'Candie' kan-dee (noun) - confectionary, confit, conversation, hokum, delicious, honeyed, like honey, like sugar, cloying, luscious, nectareous, saccharine, sugar-coated, sweetened, syrupy, toothsome, bonbon, jawbreaker, sugarcoated item.


'Bandit' ban-dit (noun) - brigand, crook, gangster, gunman, highwayman, hijacker, holdup man, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain.

(1) Def.: (informal) "...who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices."

Oh I saw the Candie Bandit tagging up the skatepark

by Sirenz February 19, 2009

Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women

Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......

by Hograt September 6, 2009

Printing Bandit

A person notorious for sending items to a community printer or copy machine, and never picking them up.

Jarod: "Hey, did you print this? This is the 5th time somebodies printed something and never picked it up!

Eric: "No man, I thought that you printed it and left it there."

Danielle: "Sorry guys, that was me! My bad!"

Jarod and Eric: "Ah ha! Alas, we finally caught you! You are the printing bandit!"

by bomcara October 6, 2009

jager bandit

a member of a hardcore jager drinking gang, that goes out on the weekends and drinks jager bombs tell he blacks out and rages all night. fights on a weekend bases.

jager bandits party hard, and dont remember shit

by jdog32 May 13, 2010

Cheesy Bandit

After sweating profusely and avoiding any sort of cleanliness, sag your balls in front of a partners face, and let them use your sack as a mask. They will be the Cheesy Bandit, and scare people away with your ball scent.

Here comes the Cheesy Bandit, cover your nose!

by Linkybaa October 6, 2012

Pube bandit

When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.

Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again

by Pelopallu August 30, 2016