Kansas Blowtorch

The act of pouring gasoline in your ass and shitting over a lit flame

I was bored so I did a Kansas blowtorch

by 3mkk January 20, 2026

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016