ignorance is bliss

A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.
Examples

Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”

Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”

Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”

Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”

Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
by someonesafan80 April 05, 2011
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Bliss-out

When you arrange to meet someone and then you stooge them.
Miranda arranged to meet Greg at riverfire and then she decided to Bliss-out and ditch Greg. Leaving him standing alone and confused for the duration of the riverfire.
by MattBreasts September 16, 2006
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bliss ball

1.that feeling in your belly button that grows and grows until it consumes you

2.its sums are never equal to it's part

3. an event in NoHo mass

4.psycadelic crib toys for catatonic adults
i can't wait till next year's bliss ball.

did you have one of those bliss balls
by aeztek December 30, 2004
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Red Bliss

When your gal doesn't want to have sex because it's her time of month, but offers you oral instead.
My girlfriend said, "Honey I started my period, sorry". Then she proceeded to give me head. I was in Red Bliss.
by Louis Coffin September 08, 2007
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Stoic Bliss

"Double R" (Rajib Rahman) is a middle aged guy from Bangladesh who thought he should go to the States. When he did, he fell in love with the rap genre. So he gathered a bunch of other rap posers who were also from Bangladesh. By bunch, I mean about 12! They called their gang "Stoic Bliss" Then they started writing bullshit rhymes in both Bengali and English that don't even rhyme properly or make any sense. "Double R" composed all these so called rhymes with his only instrument, a keyboard "Korg Triton." Then he mixed them and it was released in Bangladesh. It was an immediate hit, thanks to "rich but stupid" teenagers of the country. If it was released in a developed country like America, it would probably not even sell one copy.
Guy 1: Stoic Bliss is SO COOL! The only rappers in Bangladesh!
Guy 2: But they suck balls.
by Codename 48, aka Hell Saint November 21, 2007
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pure bliss

The descriptive coloquial name that refers to the highly esteemed beverage, xxxx bitter. It is the key component of a bog run, and is frequently the foundation of boisterous activity.
375ml of pure bliss. Where else can you find bliss in such a manageable size?
by Whipeter November 05, 2007
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charlotte bliss

A beautiful sexy bitch!!!! Hot goth, answers to the name CHAZ. About 5 ft 8, long hair, pretty blue eyes.
Fucking gorgeous and extremely fuckable. Loved by most people, especially one. : )
Oh look theres a chaz!!
by FreAkneSS February 23, 2005
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