Lava Lamp Blaster

When a drunk dude shoves a hot lava lamp up another drink dudes ass.

Micheal lava lamp blaster (blasted) Drew last night and he felt plesure

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

bing bong blaster

you put your dick in a bong and get it wet with the marijuana wax then you have anal sex to get the other person high

cam:yo i gave my girl a bing bong blaster last night
william:ngl thats gross

by bingbongblastercreator January 20, 2020

baby face's blaster

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class that was nerfed to the ground by valve

its main ablity is when you deal damage you gain a boost but now all it takes is 25 damage or doubble jumping for it to be canceled

scout1: remember the old baby face's blaster
scout2: yea too bad its nerfed

by sniper nate October 23, 2020

jane blaster

a stain on your shirt that looks like jizz but really its not

guy 1 - "tim mullins has jane blaster on his face!"

guy 2 - "thats not jane blaster...."

by ghetto candy June 11, 2006

tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.

Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.

by Team Coco November 12, 2010

Gravy Blaster

Gravy Blaster is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, cable dropper.

Howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. After three hours back and forth on the toilet, his Gravy Blaster was sore to the touch and he had to apply some Tucks Medicated Pads.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Blasted

Covered with tattoos

'My friend is so blasted, he looks like lil Wayne.'

by Rock3t November 3, 2008