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James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.
White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.
by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Blaine someone

When you're not quite sure of what to say or what was said.
Man 1, did you finish the project?
Man 2, .....
Man 2, blaine someone?
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Blaine

the person that no matter what happens you will always find your way back to each other
Blaine: I’m glad we friends again
You: yeah after all we went through
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Blain

Blain is a simple manSimple as in the way of weird. His presence will scare people off, them being the younger kind. If you approach a blain, make sure you have your belt done up tight or with an adult just for safety.
Oh my god did you hear about that kid on Jim’ll Fix it? He got ‘Blain’ed’ up!”
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