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Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.
Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!
by Knighshade July 11, 2004
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Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"
Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."
by NELBtastic February 9, 2010
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Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.
"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."
by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009
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boringer

to be more bored at the moment then humanly possible.
This test is more boringer than the last.
by A-iric May 31, 2007
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bearing a child

when a guy is preforming anal intercourse and when he pulls out his wiener a poop nugget falls out (resembling after birth).
lisa has beared a child many a time.
by sab dad June 19, 2004
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muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own
by peter gosinya January 11, 2009
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Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.
Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!
by CJax September 21, 2009
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