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Jack Barakat

The adorable guitarist for All Time Low that's been my favorite for three years. He also called me pretty.
Me: Hi Jack!
Jack Barakat: Hi! *hugs*
Me: Okay...*laughes*
Jack: You're really pretty when you laugh.

Me: Uh..?
Jack: BYE! *runs into the port o potty*
by Jemy May 31, 2009
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Barack Roll

Similar to a Rick Roll, only in that it leads the victim to a video of clips from Senator Barack Obama's various speeches, with only words that go along with the song, "Never Gonna Give You Up". The result is the illusion of Barack Obama singing the song.
Some dumbass Democrat coworker of mine found out I was voting for McCain and decided to Barack Roll me.
by Marine69 October 18, 2008
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Baracktrack

To renege on one's campaign promises once elected and inagurated.
Fearing an economic obamanation of epic proportions, the President-elect baracktracked on his promise to raise Capital Gains Taxes once elected.
by gbythac March 25, 2009
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Barackaganda

Any medium displaying absurd adulation for Barack Obama by romanticizing, idealizing, deifying, or otherwise portraying him far more positively than is realistic or even healthy.
"Dude, did you see that Rolling Stone magazine where they have Obama heroically standing in front of some clouds with the words 'A New Hope' on the cover? What a bunch of Barackaganda."
by DubbaA January 6, 2009
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Barack blocked

When either John McCain or Hillary Clinton are giving a speech and Barack Obama has a speech at the same time, and the news networks shift their coverage to Barack Obama.
Bryan: "Did you see the speeches that Hillary Clinton and John McCain gave yesterday?"
Eric: "Naw man, I saw the first five minutes of them, but then Obama had something to say, and the news networks realized that people actually care about what Obama has to say, so they shifted their coverage to Obama's speech, even Fox News."
Bryan: "Wow, even Fox News took their right wing eyes off of McCain to show Obama?"
Eric: "Haha yeah."
Bryan: "Hahahaha, they got Barack blocked."
by TH3 L33T ON3 April 5, 2008
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Barack Obonga

Liberal, and popular with young pot smoking voters of america, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Democratic National Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.
Yo Kaff!!! Lets light up Barack Obonga!!
by Vladashenko October 20, 2008
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baracktober

1. n. a thirty one day period of time which anticipates tremedous positive change.

2. the tenth month of the year in the gregorian calendar. formerly october.

3. v. to lead in political campaign opinion polls by a large margin, with a high likelihood of victory.
1. "the last day of baracktober is halloween, and then there are 4 more days until the election"

2. "thirty one days hath baraktober, and also january, when the bush nightmare will be over."
by juped June 29, 2008
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