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baltimore crab cake

A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.
"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"

Baltimore sleigh ride 

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.
The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

Baltimore City Transfer 

The sexual act of a woman blowing a man and then transferring his load from her mouth to his mouth through a kiss. The load is then spit into the womans vagine by the man.
Last night Ricky was really on his game! He remembered the final step of the Baltimore City Transfer!

baltimore bubbler 

When a man is giving a girl anal and she proceedes to pass gas while he is still engaged in reverberation
Sebi: so after i mudflopped her she gave me a damn baltimore bubbler! My tip stunk for a week

baltimore beer bong

A beer bong filled to the brim with natty boh and just when you thought it couldn't get better a solid serving of old bay is dashed across the top
john: get out the beer bong

Stew:Im givin you a baltimore beer bong

John: word, shits delicious

Baltimore rickshaw 

A double amputee diabetes drug addict in a wheelchair giving a ride in a wheelchair to a female of dubious merit.
Dude, I just saw a fat chick getting a Baltimore rickshaw