Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.

Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.

by hentayco1 August 7, 2023

Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 17, 2023

Parris Baldwin

Cool as can this name says superstar in the making Just check the web this unisex name stands for Him tho the onand only

Parris Baldwin

by Maddog45 April 14, 2011

Phoenix Baldwin

Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight

Phoenix Baldwin is straight

by Ugly bitch that is jealous May 6, 2021

Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021