Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.

Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.

by hentayco1 August 7, 2023

Landon Baldwin

It’s Landon Baldwin!

Person 1: I think Landon Baldwin nice at finding men.
Person 2: I think he is.

by Raddad217562 May 10, 2024

Dayton Baldwin

Hefty man, enjoys sports, will give you a good laugh, ladies man, but he does have his errors like being fat with a triple neck and let’s not forget Captain Hook

“Damn sometimes being Dayton Baldwin is horrible”

by mynamesGingerJon May 11, 2020

Dirty Baldwin

You grab your partner, most of the time a male and super glue their mouth to your right testicle and shove your dick in their left eye socket, and then initiate in a helicopter spin and inject semen into their eye making them eternally horny.

A forbidden art usually used in the realms of Brian Baldwins testicles.

Damn, that nigga did a forbidden Dirty Baldwin?

by PalmerProphet913598q70946274-9 October 20, 2023

Baldwin's gun paradox

Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule

"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"

by Prisme November 5, 2021

baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021

Kate Baldwin

One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.

Kate Baldwin is awesome

by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021