1. To avoid taking personal responsibility by claiming that your errors were inevitable.
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
2. To flip the script on others, recasting yourself in the heroic role against the system which caused you to commit harm.
Baldwinizing does not require a legitimate change of opinion (like Morton Downey Jr. on smoking) or even a pretense of changing one's opinion (see Elridge Cleaver).
"We need to create a more robust welfare program to protect the children of single mothers like me from falling into the hood life" baldwinized Mr. Williamson upon his parole hearing, having earned his PhD. in Education and African Studies while serving a 25 year sentence for triple homicide. (He begins his tenure as a professor of Ethics at the Nebraska Coastal University on Tuesday.)
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
"We have to ban prop guns and switch to rubber guns" baldwinized the sweaty producer, "and I call on you pathetic sinners to fully support legislation to do so."
by barry b November 1, 2021
Get the baldwinizemug. by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021
Get the Kate Baldwinmug. The act of when a girl asks if you want to use a condom and you tell her you're shooting blanks, when you are indeed fertile.
"Yeah, I told her I was shooting blanks!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
"She believed that?"
"Yeah man! I hit her with The Alec Baldwin!"
by Cordad November 10, 2021
Get the The Alec Baldwinmug. A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother
by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024
Get the Baldwin Cobbledickmug. Hes morbidly obese and he only fucks wit chuzz and he he is a 2-10 he smells like dog shit nigga drives shi box (his mom shii) and he use to gay hes also social reject no pap👎🏾
by D3ADS0U1ZS February 13, 2025
Get the Tyrice baldwinmug. Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it
You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me
I will never feel like you or look like you
Amen
by Crystal lozano November 29, 2021
Get the Hailey baldwinmug. When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.
Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.
While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.
While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"
Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"
Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"
Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."
Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"
Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"
Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."
Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023
Get the The Baldwin Affectmug.