bakers shit

not too solid and not too loose...if you could shit into a pastry bag and decorate a cake with it.

brown cream cheese flowed from my ass...a classic bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Bakersfield Roulette

When you hook up with a person with the same last name as you and then hope you aren't related after she gets pregnant.

I played Bakersfield Roulette with that girl from the party. Pregnancy test was positive so now we waiting on the 23 and me.

by TheChanLovesMe April 6, 2021

BakeSale Betty

Official owner of Yas pills, Homophobic company and super straight customers only 😐😐

Fag 1: I can't go to BakeSale Betty cuz im a fag

by [e-mail] July 3, 2021

Bakersfield

9 months of heat. 6 months extremely hot temperatures. Indefinite road work everywhere. Some good restaurants. If you get on the populace's bad side, they'll be aggravating. If not, then they'll still be aggravating. Some parts of town are dangerous with gang activity. Downtown is a homeless person's hub. Several homeless shelters. Horrible pollution, including light pollution. Most days, UV rays are hazardous. Some good parks and trails, but you better not have severe asthma. Or go to a hospital because the nurses are mostly snide and lying. The school system is terrible. There used to be a lot of racing. I live by 99. The police must've cracked down on them. Or they decided to race elsewhere. There is a racing dirt track. There is a mall which is usually packed full of people so you could get pickpocketed. Some people look for fights. Most are punks. Always carry a knife for protection. There is a high crime rate. Deputy's corrupt. Police, maybe in most cases. The people will bother you when you're minding your own business. They act friendly, but they really aren't kind. Sometimes they're blatant in their rudeness. There are dispensaries. Therr are plenty of liquor stores. It's hard to get a good doctor. The main sectors of employment are in oil and ag. Home to KoRn and various country artists. And finally, the people try to get you in trouble most of the time. Sometimes they help though.

Man, when isn't it got in Bakersfield.
Like two months

by UnK0wnr3s1D3nt July 30, 2021

bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese

by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021