backstash

The hair that grows on the lower back, directly above the bum. Typically on a man. Sort of the male version of the tramp stamp.

Dude, check out that plumber's backstash

by LaughingSpoon December 2, 2010

backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..

Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012

Backseat Charlie

A person sitting in the backseat of a car who has no say in what goes on inside the car.

"Hey change it back, I like that song!"

"Shut up backseat charlie."

by buttcheeksbrown November 11, 2012

Backstabber

Someone that will pretend to be your friends and find out all of your secrets. Once they do that they take the most embarrassing ones and spread it just to embarrass you.

Samantha: I think I like Josh, but I know he doesn't like me back. If I told him I liked him it would ruin our friendship
Brittany: Hey Josh, Samantha likes you she wants to have your babies.
Josh: Ew, I'm not talking to her anymore.
Samantha: that bitch is such a backstabber

by Depressive name June 21, 2015

Backseat Meeting

The act of meeting another man in the back of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9/10 times the meeting will consist of a bunch of violent sex.

Damn man, Cam and Collin were having a backseat meeting after work. They were very loud and they left the lights on so everyone could watch.

by Cam15 July 27, 2022

the backseat lovers

the best band in the entire gd world
single-handedly best vocals, lyrics, song-writing, and instrumental talent all concentrated into one boy band from utah
if u like tbsl ur definitely so hot

i just listened to the backseat lovers entire first album and their multiple single-releases and ive got to say, every one if their songs sounds like its a coming of age film. not in a coming of age film. the song is the coming of age film.

by poo poi fart May 10, 2022

Australian Cleavage Backstyle

Accidentally exposing your tramp stamp/ass crack at an inopportune time.

Rob: "Did you see Mrs. Johnson today? She totally showed us some Australian Cleavage Backstyle when she bent down to pick up those papers."

Edward: "Yeah, it was totally hot. Who knew she had a tramp stamp?"

by Lilyperks December 4, 2012