asshat

A silly or foolish person, that sometimes says contradictory things.

John- Stew my head is big but also small
Stew- John shut up you asshat!

by Zack M November 6, 2008

Asshat

Some who acts foolish with no intent.

Todd's an Asshat he bathed his cat in the sink again.

by Ethan Hawley January 2, 2012

Asshat

Funniest word ever.

1st person: "Dude, he's such an asshat!"
2nd person: "Pfft" *errupts in laughter* "Asshat!"

by Ms. Goldfish February 11, 2012

asshat

Word used only by losers.

Loser: "Asshat!"
Me: "Loser."

by Guh-eye July 16, 2008

asshat

Somebody you hate so much it is not only okay, but necessary to verbally shit all over them.

"Wow Dick, why do you keep breaking the printer on purpose? Quite being such an asshat."

by Bri Woo February 18, 2008

asshat

One who wears a hat on his ass, in case it gets cold up there on top of his shoulders. An idiot.

You, sir, will hardly hear yourself fart with such a thick wooly asshat on. Pray indulge in a little flashage.

by Et tu, Spongebob? December 14, 2008

Asshat

To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

My friend bent over to tie his shoes, so I gave him an asshat!

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010