AssHat 

Someone who acts like they have ther head up their grandmothers ass.

an asshat would walk in front of a moving bus to catch the icecream man across the street. which then again would be pretty fucking funny to watch.

AssHat by WhoAmI??WellFuckYuu! December 22, 2010

asshat 

In the game Dark Age of Camelot, it's when a male toon kills a person and sits on his head. Usually the now dead person had pissed the player off in the past. When a female does it, it's called a "sheep-herder's special".

that's the dude that tried to assjam us, give him an asshat.

asshat by orionslam July 29, 2008

asshat 

someone who is either a flying squirrel, or a huge asshole and u cant think of a name to call them

killtheeclip (killtheeclipse) is such an asshat.

asshat by aj the ninja January 1, 2008

asshat 

a complete asshole that sticks his head up his ass and thinks his shit smells good. THIUS IS FOR YOU ASSHATS! U CAN BITE MY BONEY COk

Herb taught me what an asshat is.
Are you sure you know what it means?
Yes, Its a hat shaped like an ass!
...You're a fucking asshat dude.

asshat by zerkerjewel August 13, 2007

asshat 

A term that can be friendly as a joke or rude as an insult.

Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!

asshat by Michael Chrosniak May 17, 2008

asshat 

Someone who is so foolish that they talk with thier head up thier ass, making them an asshat

You are an asshat

Andy Milonakis:*on his show* Stop calling here asshat!

asshat by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007

asshat 

A hat, with a fireman's type of face shield, which protects you from coming into contact with "ass particles" from a third party.

The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!"

If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe.

"That girl is so dirty, I wouldn't touch her without my asshat on....."

"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you."

asshat by G. Shanberg January 11, 2009