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trump anger

When you get really angry, want to have a pure go at everyone and everything. This is usually because someone or something has upset you. This could lead to an uprising against you and anyone that acts in this way of life
Did you see that guy on the TV last night? He was definitely in a state of trump anger!
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Cock Anger

When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.

Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!
by The Jax April 19, 2007
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Post Food Anger

Post Food Anger or PFA is a disease that causes the victim to turn to violence after the victim ingests any type of food (chocolate muffins, chicken sandwiches, pizza, etc.). There are certain stages to Post Food Anger such as swearing, changing the subject of the conversation, denial, getting up and leaving, silence, making stupid faces for attention, and acceptance.

The unique factor about Post Food Anger is that the stages do not have any particular order to them and can occur at any time after the victim has ingested the food. Most times the sudden and violent outbreaks occur in front of many people, leaving everyone very confused and understandably scared for their lives.
Student 1: Wow isn't lunch wonderful today!

Student 2: Yeah lunch tastes delicious!

Student 3: F*ck you guys.

Student 1: Oh don't worry, he just has Post Food Anger.
by CitrusMBD May 7, 2012
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Greg-Induced Anger

A medical condition caused by the autistic actions that come from one with the name "Greg." This strange phenomenon will result in high mental stress and extreme rage.

Symptoms: Elevated heart rate, unusual levels of anger and irritation, and the urge to beat the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.

Treatments: Beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
Hey Mom, I'm going to Gonge today to relieve my Greg-Induced Anger. I'll just be beating the fuck out of Greg in the middle of a cornfield until his legs become malleable.
by Greggo Buck January 20, 2018
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Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you!

This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.

I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.

One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"
You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.
by deathwish124 May 18, 2009
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irrational anger

You know when you're really mad like really REALLY mad but it's this tiny little thing that has caused your outburst like I don't know you dropped your toast and it landed on the spread side and your just like FUCK but like gravity has made that happen so maybe you should just be angry with Isaac and then he's dead so how can you be angry at a dead guy!? FUCK!
Irrational anger is When you want to flip the table because you spelt a word wrong, it would be rational to just backspace but this is irrational anger what do you expect?
by Averymadman December 2, 2013
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Fat Boy Anger

A total over reaction from a fat fuck to usually menial situations or people. Common causes of Fat Boy Anger are pent up energy from lack of exercise, excessive, constant hunger (usually when someone is eating something yummy that they can't have in front of them) and/or missing a meal.
Fat Jack: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I RAN OUT OF FUCKING GAS AGAIN!" (repeatedly punching the dashboard of his car)

Tonya: "Dude! The gas station is right across the street. God forbid you burn a calorie & walk there! Your Fat Boy Anger is gonna break us up one day!"
by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014
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