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none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.
"I'm back. Just made some none toast."
by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020
mugGet the none toastmug.

One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.
Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
mugGet the One, Ton, or Nonemug.

None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
mugGet the None Humanity Monkemug.

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
mugGet the two is one and one is nonemug.

Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.
"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"
by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025
mugGet the Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishingmug.

None of us

Nobody, nobody who's here.
"None of us asked"
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 March 18, 2022
mugGet the None of usmug.

None' Ya

by Bei Wa Er Ge November 12, 2023
mugGet the None' Yamug.

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