hero

the last toke of a joint before you start smoking the roach.

(in a smoking circle)
do you want a hero dude?

by the cake taker June 08, 2005

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A person who commits suicide after killing a large number of other people,
(like that Asian guy at Virginia Tech, or Hitler)
or fails at killing themself miserably.

Taylor overdosed on Advil, but got her stomach pumped at the hospital, where her life was saved, and she became 'an hero.'

by anherotaylor August 12, 2007

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one falsely presuming that their own actions are far more cool/significant that they actually are, often deserving the song "Heroes" (originally performed by David Bowie and later by the Wallflowers) to be played/sung as a sarcastic theme song as they walk away.

Jack and Jill are sitting at a coffee shop enjoying polite conversation. A pop-collar-frat-boy-looking hero appears.

Jack: Can I help you?

Hero: (staring intently at Jill) I just wanted to say whazzzup and see how y'all were doing.

Jill: Go away, you're creeping me out.

Hero: Well I'll see you kids later then. (turns and walks away, obviously trying to strut as he does so)

Jill: (sarcastically singing) We could be heroes...

Jack: (following suit) ...for just one day.

by Kendall Weaver March 08, 2007

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like arro, kinda sum1 who does sumthing and thinks there awesome coz of it but really they suk!

hero barney!

by Dani♥ August 15, 2008

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When someone buys the first door on zombies even though they have the least amount of money

Dave has opened the door, because no one else would, Dave now hasn't got enough money for the mystery box, but he put the team before himself. Dave is a hero

by Juan The Destroyer of Eggs March 09, 2016

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