alfie walford

a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP

katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford

me: DISGUSTING!!!

by ichiglowed March 7, 2022

Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.

I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!

by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021

Alfie Male

Opposite of alpha male

Emasculating nickname

He's the alfie male of the group

by Lalyislooney August 2, 2016

alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

by AgentOink September 29, 2014

Alfie days

Queer guy without eye brows

Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.

by wetblanket25 September 20, 2019

Alfie T

A ratted Alfie T will question if you are afraid of silence
Alfie T is a good yute

Alfie T, you’re a good yute for that- Mr Crane 2022

by Big naughty pum November 9, 2022

alfie elliott

An amazing person who totally didn't write this

Did u see alfie elliott? He's just too amazing for life

by Idk what to call me May 15, 2017