Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.

I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!

by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021

alfie walford

a racist piece of shit that needs humbling ASAP

katie: hi
me: hello?
katie: im dating alfie walford

me: DISGUSTING!!!

by ichiglowed March 7, 2022

Alfie Male

Opposite of alpha male

Emasculating nickname

He's the alfie male of the group

by Lalyislooney August 2, 2016

alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

by AgentOink September 29, 2014

Alfie days

Queer guy without eye brows

Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.

by wetblanket25 September 20, 2019

Alfie T

A ratted Alfie T will question if you are afraid of silence
Alfie T is a good yute

Alfie T, you’re a good yute for that- Mr Crane 2022

by Big naughty pum November 9, 2022

alfie elliott

An amazing person who totally didn't write this

Did u see alfie elliott? He's just too amazing for life

by Idk what to call me May 15, 2017