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alaskan airforce

the mosquitoes in alaska grow very quickly and very large due to the extended hours of daylight,growing large enough that their wings make more of a humming sound instead of the normal buzzing. because of this they are sometimes referred to as the alaskan airforce
its gotta be spring cus the alaskan airforce is in town
by therealdealholyfield February 6, 2015
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Alaskan Mudpie

I just had amazing Alaskan Mudpie after sex with my boyfriend.
by Gumdroppp19 March 19, 2014
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Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow
1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.
by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017
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Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
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alaskan mudflap

The delicate art of inserting one of your nuts directly into her asshole.
Rise and grind baby! It's mudflap time.

Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole
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alaskan anaconda

Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.
"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"
by Peter Burke July 11, 2015
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Alaskan Hailstorm

When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"

John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
by Fwcamz March 1, 2022
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