Always and forever our infinity

When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart

For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her

by jmillon May 26, 2020

icky go aways

that feeling you get when you dont want a certain person of the opposite sex approaching, talking to, or hanging out with you. Mostly when that person is clingy or says the wrong thing and completely turns you off

Ugh, I cant talk to him, he gives me the icky go aways!

by hfwrguiwk October 1, 2007

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

Always

The depressed Persian tow-truck man's favorite line.

"It gets bad, then it gets worse, then it gets worse, then i fall 100,000 feet onto pile of razors, and i ask ""Why god?"" and he pours lemon juice on me. Always." - dpressed Persian tow-truck man.

by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

Always has been

Basically a meme that goes "Wait it's all (said thing)" and the response is "Always has been" A funny meme which originated back in August 2016 on Tumblr. It is a fun phrase to say when someone asks a specific question.

"Wait it's all cake?" "Always has been"

by I'll see you in 2032 October 8, 2020

Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

isnt it always

1. One of the greatest bands in the unsigned South Jersey Music scene!

2. There music is sex on a CD.

3. The members arent bad too.

girl: did you see Isnt it always last night?
boy: HELL YEA I lost my virginity to them.
girl: Oh?
boy: nah.

by NJAT March 1, 2008