A Dante Swerve is not like any type of swerve.
Instead of turning the other way before kissing a bitch, before they get close he will start making fun of them to shutdown the very chance at his girlfriend finding out he cheated.
Congrats, you have been Dante Swerved, go cry yourself to sleep.
Instead of turning the other way before kissing a bitch, before they get close he will start making fun of them to shutdown the very chance at his girlfriend finding out he cheated.
Congrats, you have been Dante Swerved, go cry yourself to sleep.
by MrSit September 17, 2020
Get the Dante Swervemug. A phrase used to show that one is able to drive to a location and sell drugs to a potential customer
by 256' youngin December 6, 2017
Get the swerving and servingmug. when a conversation's hot and you have to redirect what you're talking about before it gets any worse.
leila: dayuuuuum! so that's what we're going to do huh?
jay: so how bout that lamp shade? (the victor swerve)
jay: so how bout that lamp shade? (the victor swerve)
by tisjayr July 29, 2019
Get the the victor swervemug. When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative
This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash
by inner ninja June 18, 2016
Get the Story Swervingmug. The hurricanes that were predicted to hit Florida as of September 2020, would instead hurricane swerve into the Gulf Coasts of Louisiana and Alabama and to the East Coast.
by wofew September 15, 2020
Get the hurricane swervemug. While driving, it is the act of swerving over even the smallest of dips in the road to avoid damaging your car.
The term is believed to have originated from the Inland Empire tuner scene in Southern California where teens would have their cars too low to handle the dips in the roads. Driving straight through the dips at normal driving speed or higher speeds would cause the car to scrape and/or bottom out damaging body pieces or suspension parts.
To avoid this, rather than slowing to a crawl, drivers would turn the wheel sharp just before entering the dip, then sharply turn the wheel the opposite direction while driving up from the dip. Straightening out once they have passed over the dip.
The term is believed to have originated from the Inland Empire tuner scene in Southern California where teens would have their cars too low to handle the dips in the roads. Driving straight through the dips at normal driving speed or higher speeds would cause the car to scrape and/or bottom out damaging body pieces or suspension parts.
To avoid this, rather than slowing to a crawl, drivers would turn the wheel sharp just before entering the dip, then sharply turn the wheel the opposite direction while driving up from the dip. Straightening out once they have passed over the dip.
Passenger: "Gonna destroy your new body kit if you don't slow down for that dip up there."
Driver: "Nah, I'll just ghetto swerve over it."
Driver: "Nah, I'll just ghetto swerve over it."
by The Hos July 5, 2012
Get the Ghetto Swervemug. by swaggamasta2 February 7, 2013
Get the Swerve-A-Lervemug.