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skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.
Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.
by DATL December 16, 2008
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Skeeter

Parasite who lives off the blood of others, in the same way a mosquito does. Commonly called a drug dealer.
Mother fucking skeeter took all I had, an just left me with my addiction.
by Unzippacommando April 12, 2021
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skeeter beeter

He has a big skeeter beeter
by MEMESSSSSSSS December 24, 2019
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dread skeeter

Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.
Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.
by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009
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skeeter

a stinkin' blood suckin' turd of an insect
"Them skeeters ain't gettin' me today!"
by footlicker69 August 12, 2024
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A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !
Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.
by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010
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Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.
I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!
by philthebomb July 21, 2016
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