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Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018
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Rhys jones(Turkish/russian)

Lad who loves girls
And weed
he’s a funny and nice guy and probably likes your girl
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National fuck Rhys Weaver day

Take your booty and place it on Rhys's dick.
Fri, April 13
Let him touch you National fuck Rhys Weaver day.
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Rhys S

He is Mr Cups on all of his games and on game centre. He eats all the time and loves watching TV. He rides his bike but once he is done he is lazy for the rest of the day. He listens to music and hates skol.
Rhys S is a guy that loves technology
by MrCups November 5, 2019
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rhys harding

he is a cunt but he's hot so its okay and he's got a big dick
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Rhys

Some people call him "Rhys" but he is more commonly known as the most powerful being to ever walk the earth. Legend has it that he beat Zeus in an arm wrestling match and out-ran Usain Bolt. His best friends are Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ, and when asked how many pushups he can do he replied, "all of them." Although blessed with this great power, Rhys must keep it secret because if he were to unleash his full potential there is no knowing what damage he could do. He is said to have solved the theory of relativity and single handedly performed the entirety of Beethoven's 9th symphony with all the parts played at the same time. He has an IQ of over 2,000,000,000,000,000, and is by far the most attractive man in the universe. In a word, Rhys is pure awesomeness!
The President: Oh Rhys? Yeah we gave him the nuclear launch codes

random person: Yeah that's Rhys! I breathed the same air as him once!
everyone else: OMG!!! I'm so jealous! you are the luckiest person in the world!
by deeznutz8===D May 13, 2021
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