Ewan

A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)

Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING

Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!

by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021

Ewan

A big L of a human, likes to avoid all constancy with any human and is shit scared of girls, but then says gay stuff so he must be gay

Talk to a girl you Ewan

by HKDABADMAN 420 October 27, 2021

ewan lindsay

ewan lindsay has curly noodles in his hair

he acts fruity with troy xxxxxx

who’s that with troy

oh it’s ewan lindsay

by kristinexxxx November 1, 2021

Ewan

Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.

If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan

by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022

Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

Ewan K

Ewan K. is a He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. Besides romance, he is an avid business owner, owning a large factory. If you are a small Asian girl, watch out, he might turn you into a protein shake.

You are being a real Ewan K. today, and I love it!

by enlightened_sage March 22, 2022