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Zeus's Peril

Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
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ZEUS

Acronym, Zero Effort Unless Supervised. Usually reserved for a completely useless coworker.
Hey Zeus, quit holding up that wall and mop this shit up!
by Chancresaurus Rex March 27, 2023
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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THE ZEUS

the Zeus originated from a discord GIF which has a big black man having intercourse with another man, with a filter on the black man which makes the eyes of the man look like they are shooting yellow lasers, with a caption saying "THE ZEUS."
"THE ZEUUSSS"

"I will get THE ZEUS to peg you"

"The Zeus Special Soft Serve tacos"
by bonaninines August 16, 2025
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Zeus

He is the nicest person ever. Don't be fooled by Greek Mythology, for the one and only person he loves is Hera. When they talk about their love; they talk about a garden.
They looked at each other and never looked back.

It's not about taking Hera's side, or Zeus's side, but more like the bigger picture-- of them together both happy. So when you praise them, praise both for their love-- that's eternal.

We get the bigger picture wrong, thinking it's one side vs the other, but when you put it together, it's moreso them together fighting for the bigger cause.

So write about how much he loves his wife, and write how much he love everyone, and write about Hera as being the number one, because that is what they probably want everyone to remember in the end.

Write about their love, because, in the end, it's always Hera and Zeus.

So Zeus, I hope we write about you two being in love, happy, and complete, for when we read about you, we read about how you two always come back to each other in the end.
That's Zeus for you, forgiving as always.
by Rowsea July 16, 2020
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Zeus

God arrogant non Greeks think all Greeks believe in. It's called MYTHology. Also reason why most women in Greek mythology got mad. He couldn't keep it in his pants
Dumbass American: All Greeks believe in Zeus right? lol don't sacrifice me.

Me, your typical annoyed Greek: No, we don't, your just stupid.
by Histarvingimdad August 30, 2017
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Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.
Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).
by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009
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