your mother should have swallowed you

Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.

The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.

your mother should have swallowed you by superbipolar420 September 12, 2016

your mother cooks socks in hell

A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.

The power of rice crumples you!

your mother cooks socks in hell by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

your mother touched me by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

your mother is green 

It is simply a roast.

original word is " mak kau hijau " in malay language
Kids in Malaysia use this roast its kind of a signature roast.

adam : hey you stupid guy
man : your mother is green!!

your mother is green by eddy aka March 17, 2019

Your Mother's Stank Vagina 

Man this shit fucking STINKS!!!!!!

oh god, who the fuck farted

Your Mother's Stank Vagina by stenchvictim August 9, 2004

Your mother's onion 

Something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. It means your mother has fat thighs and vagina, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. Creating a vagina/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side.

Good example: Your mother's onion was a nice ride last night.

Bad example: Your mother used her onion to make fajitas last night.

Your mother's onion by Thislethorne November 30, 2010

your mother cuts socks in hell 

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).

"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

your mother cuts socks in hell by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006