chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

by QQQ3 September 28, 2017

excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.

While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.

by A11ornuthin February 21, 2014

yoga roll

when a man puts his legs over his head and spreads his anus for all to view

Wow, did you just see Jeff do a yoga roll, i thought i saw a testicle?

by Dolla Bill 14 January 09, 2009

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

by nicktherushnut February 25, 2014

Rodroga Yoga

A crazy man with a big Spanish vocabulary. Good at being Rodroga Yoga Better at being Rodroga Yoga Molotova. Not much experienced in Fortnite but very experienced in Rodroga Yogas.

I am very Rodroga Yoga like but not very Rodroga Yoga Molotova like :D

by Rodroga Yoga October 01, 2018

Yoga farts

When you are in yoga and everyone is farting it up.

Mark yoga farts like a ninja because there is no sound.

by Hipster holocaust February 27, 2018

Yoga Fu

When a fairy, fuck boy threatens violence relying on his sweaty, Bikram style Yoga Fu. Definitely a mixture of downward dog and monkey style. This would scare a redneck to death coming at him.

Watch out Cletus, that little twit's coming at you with some freaky Yoga Fu .

by The Conjurer December 16, 2020