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When Nim requests an orange and a sacrifice.
Nim, please don´t say ¨give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you¨
by e1e1e1e1e March 23, 2021
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"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
by labkat January 12, 2009
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You can't have your pussy and eat it too

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
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An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.
Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.
by Ashidan April 10, 2013
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You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.
Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
by lachichu April 16, 2019
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WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove
Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?
by DeKnees May 18, 2020
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Eat pussy till you break your jaw

Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy
What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.

Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw

I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
by The Wolf of Alma st October 29, 2020
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