Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

yammed your pants

Jizzing in your pants when you don’t mean to

Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!

by Fart1738 December 1, 2024

Rick Rolling Your Pants

When you tie a knot on your pants, forgetting that one is already there.

"I messed up tying my pants."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, don't you love Rick Rolling Your Pants."

by 3carrotgirl May 29, 2021

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

sus in your pants

1. (Adj.) to feel around someone's oral parts during or before sex

Let me sus in your pants.

by Young curry November 26, 2016

That thing under your pants

just whatever is under there

what is that Thing under your pants

by EskimoGaming December 7, 2016

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025