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rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage
"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"
by Ivanbs February 2, 2007
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yoga roll

when a man puts his legs over his head and spreads his anus for all to view
Wow, did you just see Jeff do a yoga roll, i thought i saw a testicle?
by Dolla Bill 14 January 9, 2009
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excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.
While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.
by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014
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redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014
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Yoga ite

Fella who loves spandex and loves to express his body
Once a stiff nucklehead the yoga ite feels the freedom of wearing tights and reaching his potential
by Thor0369 December 14, 2016
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liquid yoga

A slang word for an alcoholic beverage, especially when it's imbibed as a way to de-stress and/or relax, instead of doing something constructive like going to a yoga class or for a run, or dancing or stretching. Akin to the terms liquid lunch and liquid courage.
When I feel like I don't have time to go to the gym, but really need to de-stress and have some down time, I have a glass of my favorite liquid yoga.
by scribblysobernaut October 19, 2018
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Tushy yoga

The Yiddish word for a person's privates is tush /or tushy for a light hearted twist. Masturbation can be uncomfortable to talk about so one family have been known to refer to it sensitively as tushy yoga.
Mum: What are you doing Rivky? 3 year old Rivky: I'm doing tushy yoga Mum: stop that right now
by Samantha100 June 15, 2018
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