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mike xiao

Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016
mugGet the mike xiaomug.

Xiao

Xiao is actually a cuss word in chinese that is used by violent people and it is known to hurt people's emotions very badly. Xiao means vagina in chinese.
Xiao lah you!
by Porrideg February 3, 2021
mugGet the Xiaomug.

Xiao ni

Xiao ni is your obsession. Once you know about Xiao ni you will be obsessed with her. No need to even meet her. Just knowing about her and her unique, impressive personality will make you want to be at least slightly like her, but no one can be, that's why she's your obsession and will always be.
Xiao ni is beautiful in a rare way, smart, intellectual and wiser than your grandpa,

Xiao ni is dangerously attractive, if u had the chance to meet her in person, the first thing u do is dropping your jaw !
Xiao ni is heartwarming cutie-pie she's make you feel nostalgic for something you never had but feels so good .
Xiao ni is a maiden soul, in a young body with an old brain.
Xiao ni is a person that everyone wants but not everyone can have, she can be the best thing happens to u ever as long as you make her feel like your daughter.
Xiao ni is funny in a sexy way, she can make your day with her stunning smile.
Xiao ni is free spirited and open minded, She takes interest into everybody, She listens closely, and loves helping friends.
Xiao ni is a careful person who can understands u like an open book, gives u advices and makes u feel special.

Don't try to be Xiao ni you can't, there's just one
Person 1 : i know Xiao ni
Person 2 : no fuckin way, i envy you !!

Person 1 : and she's my friend btw
Person 3 : i wish I had Xiao ni in my life ๐Ÿ’”
by Houssem eddine December 4, 2021
mugGet the Xiao nimug.

xiao you

A really pretty and kind girl. But if she gets angry @#$!& comes out. Loads and loads of vulgarity. Also watch out for your hair if you are a guy.
Wow xiao you is so pretty but don't ever get her mad!
by 46939395b February 7, 2018
mugGet the xiao youmug.

Xiao

He is the sexist fictional character alive i just want his ti come over and stay over with him and sniff his clothes and ask if he knows what sex is (also wanna see his stick must be prettyyy cool)
Person No.1: Have you seen that sexy guy named Xiao?!

Person No.2: Yeah he's so sexy i want us to do things in bed ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Perskn No.3: Who doesn't know him? He's just so sexy!
by Miya :] June 22, 2022
mugGet the Xiaomug.

Xiao

Xiao come home please ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
by hydrofungus July 30, 2023
mugGet the Xiaomug.

xiao

anemo boy from genshin impact that i love too much. hes so fucking hot and cute at the same time it's insane. he's so lovely and adorable i want him so bad. i want a plush of him just to look at and squeeze and AAAAAAA I WANT XIAO. he's beautiful, golden eyes to green cool tatoos on his arm, has a lot of simps, is cute, and emo i love him so much i totally didn't write this to show my love for xiao to the world โ—โ€ขแด—โ€ขโ—
i love xiao so much
by โ˜† sydo - xiao's lover November 22, 2021
mugGet the xiaomug.

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