wrap it up

derived from the chappelle show when someone is talking and it is neither interesting or they are just not getting the point across quickly enough then you need to wrap it up. say what you mean and get to the point.

She has been telling the same damn story for at least 15 minutes, if it was my story I would have had the point across in at least 5 minutes. girl, you need to wrap it up! finish talking and wrap that shit up!

by leovenus1977 January 7, 2009

Warpig

in terms of TF2, a Warpig is a player who would overestimate their level of skill and ends up getting themselves killed faster than they know what happened. This term could work with any game.

"jimmy, there goes another warpig into the enemy intel. *death sound after sentry gun fires* See jimmy? What did I tell you."

by Sir Waffles the Cowpig December 4, 2017

Double-wrapper

A woman who's renowned sexual promiscuity instills in a man the need to "double wrap" his penis in two condoms in order to prevent the transmission of likely venereal diseases festering in the woman in question.

Guy One: Dude, you gonna hit that?

Guy Two: Yeah, but she's clearly a double-wrapper. Good thing I have plenty of condoms with me.

by Swanky Super Stud August 13, 2008

Reality Warper

Reality Warping is a rare and extremely powerful ability, which is defined as the ability to change or manipulate reality and the world, itself to various degrees. For a Reality Warper, nearly all things are possible and almost anything they want can be done. This ability may be used and manifested in many different ways, from changing physical aspects, the users surroundings, augmenting powers to distorting the very fabric of space and flow of time itself.

i'm lazy and can't think a sentence about a Reality Warper.

by HyperbrineGames April 18, 2018

cum wraps

male's sperm that has been wrapped in either beep beep lettuce or foreskin. they both taste quite exquisite.

guy 1: damn bro im really craving some cum wraps
guy 2: no prob my dude i can prepare some for you right now ;)

by pierre poolwater January 26, 2020

zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.

I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.

by the goat banger December 23, 2009

Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

by Stuperman July 30, 2006