Windectomy

A procedure for those with their head so far up their rectum they need a window implanted in their stomach to be able to see.

Foreman: "Damnit, gump! You need a friggin windectomy, I swear it'd help you"

Apprentice: "Is that a real thing? Maybe I should look into it..."

by O_Fiddle_Stix June 27, 2014

Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.

Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.

What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.

by mj1955 March 24, 2010

California Wind Chime

1 guy going down on 5 other dudes at the same time, and the sound of their balls slapping his chin.

It is Similar to a Mississippi Wind Chime
Woody gave a hella california wind chime to JJ, Logan, Andrew, Godso, and Beau

by WoodyLikesItRough September 19, 2012

swaggy wind

Wind that blows through your body when you walk with style!

Eh, your swaggy wind damn strong!

by QiHanSolo May 28, 2017

Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.

Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.

by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019

oof i be winded

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.

This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!

by Casual Grandpa May 14, 2018