wind your neck in

1. someone getting very cocky and needing to be told to calm down.
2. a fat cunt with a massive neck needing telling that his neck's fucking massive

1 - "Paddy youve been mouthing off all fucking day, so you best wind your neck in before i smash your face through the back of your bastard head"
2 - "Paddy you fat cunt, lose some fucking weight and get your neck wound in"

by Luke Doran September 26, 2005

wind sail

The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.

"So Ted, i noticed you didnt call back last night"

"Yeah i was busy making a wind sail"

by Neowens July 30, 2005

Wind Turbine

When your girlfriend is on top of you during intercourse and she does a full 360

Stacy and I got freaky doing the Wind Turbine

by Thoarf the dwarf July 23, 2016

Wind Tunnel

When a womans vagina is so large, that when they spread their legs, all surroundings get sucked into it. Think Miroku from Inuyasha.

"-What!? You cheated on me? WIND TUNNELLLLLL"

"No! Watch out for the bees!"

by Mkmkmk November 30, 2009

Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air

a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.

by Sand Cat February 27, 2010

wind it up

The first single from Gwen Stefani's upcoming album "The sweet escape". The song features a sample from The Sound of Music

First person : "Lets wind it up like Gwen!"

Second person: "Hell yeah! Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low!"

by Musicfan2006 November 10, 2008

wind jammer

A bloke who pops his cock up your arse so you can,t fart

don,t drop your soap in front of him..he,s a wind jammer

by taquin bleent June 22, 2005