Logan Riddle

A Very Tall Scrawny Man Known For His Unfunny Jokes And Comments. Usually This Waste Of Sperm Is Found Playing Madden In His Natural Habitat, His Mom's Basement To Forget About The Idea That He Was Benched From Football All Season. His Middle Name Is Usually Eugene And He Smells Like Cum Stain.

Ew Look At Logan Riddle, He Built Like Jack Skellington

by GazaFreedom January 22, 2024

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Riddle

WOOOOOOOOW! That is unreal!

Hym “A RIDDLE!? What the fuck are you talking about!? That is fascinating! Watching this inarticulate slob flesh out ideas he stole as clumsily as humanly possible is actually painful. Are the 300,000 that added themselves after I told them to go over there seeing this? This is unbelievable!”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

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fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

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Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 4, 2023

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