Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.

1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.

by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016

welcome to burnsville

A greeting commonly used after a person has been insulted.

Welcome to burnsville, population you.

by WeAsEl_WaRfArE March 30, 2008

English welcome

Stabbing someone in response to something

Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome

by Oogalicious December 20, 2021

as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.

Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

Welcome back

An arrogant thing for somebody not originally from a town to say to somebody that really is from the town.

It would be as arrogant and inflammatory for somebody not originally from California or New York to wecome somebody who really was from California or New York as it is for somebody not originally from a town to welcome somebody who really was originally from the town back to the town. When somebody is in their own home or town, they don't need a welcome back from anybody, and they never will.

by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021

Mr welcome

A man that is probably married and cheats with his wife by beating his meat to other women and is probably a next big sex offfender

Did u see that guy mr welcome he’s a galist

by Mr gffsyfugb January 7, 2019

Welcome to the NHK

Whenever you recommend this show or any other show, but the person you are recommending to either straight up ignore it or promise to watch it but never do

Artur: “Hey watch welcome to the nhk”

Narcis: “I WILL” never does.

by Enickrid March 2, 2021