bird watcher

A guy who is dating a girl with a bird nose. Kinda looks like big bird.

Damn look at the beak on that bitch?
Yea man that dude is a "bird watcher"

by hcaz1988 April 20, 2009

Whale Watcher

anybody who is extremely stupid can be a whale watcher

he must be a whale watcher.

by heymarket station September 4, 2003

dot watcher

Person who watches the dots on their iMessage waiting for a reply.

Waiting for a romantic partner to respond to a text is a dot watcher.

by RTDNECO December 23, 2015

poll watcher

for guys it's when old guys in the locker room tend to let their eyes linger on your ballot. or if you're a girl, they try to get a look inside your drop box.

Came out of the stall and a couple of poll watchers were trying to see my hanging chad.

by gingineer November 16, 2020

Bird Watcher

Refering usually to the police. They are watching the people who are moving da bird's.

Watch it when you selling that shit, keep a look out for da bird watchers.

by PimpinDark February 3, 2006

Whale watcher

Stupid lying son of bitch fucking shit head. his eye is brown.

He dont know shit about any funking things.

by Whale watcher September 4, 2003

fudge watcher

Watching your roomate hook up with a chick/dude while eating a fudgy treat. For example, a brownie sundae from Friendly's or another ice cream distributer.

Yo did you see Tom last night?
No, why?
He was being such a fucking fudge watcher.

by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010