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walrus punch

when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks
my bitch was goin down and using too much teeth so i set her straight with a well timed walrus punch.
by beaver July 10, 2003
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Walrus Pie

A homemade pie similar to that of a chicken pot pie. But made with walrus meat.
"Hey man, let's go to the store so we can make some walrus pie"
by SpicySauce April 2, 2008
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Walrus Trait Syndrome

Possibly the worst genetic/ socialdisorder ever known. Symptoms include:
Lazy eyes, Long lanky arms, Infatuations with silver whistles, enlarged abdomens and horrible facial hair that seems to form tusks. Those infected with W.T.S. are incredibly irritable in times where their power might be challenged. All logic is lost in their speech and hold a conversation with one of these beings is comparable to having one's ear drums drilled out.
"Damn, Wolpoff's Walrus Trait Syndrome is really bad today"
by J-Lev March 31, 2009
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walrus punch

when some chick is sucking your dick, and right and right when you bust you punch her in the stomach
by crazywhores April 30, 2003
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Walrus face

When a dude sits on a girl's face and rests his balls on her upper lip
I gave my girlfriend a walrus face last night.
by HottmessExpress September 24, 2015
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Walrus Face

The dirty older cousin of the camel toe; the walrus face (aka walrus muzzle is an exaggerated outline of the female urogenital region in tight garments due to the fact that the woman is extremely obese. This has been previously referred to as the front butt or foopah, however, a walrus face refers to the phenomenon that when extremely fat women wear spandex/lycra like clothing, this area appears similar to that of, you guessed it, a walruses face (sans the tusks). The walrus face is most typically observed in females of lower socio-economic status.
Dude, did you see that fat chick's walrus face in those spandex shorts at Six Flags yesterday?
by Fat Girl Hunter January 14, 2010
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Walrus Porn

When two or more large black women "go at it in bed" or have sex on camera and post it online for an audience to watch.
Person 1: "Dude I just watched some hot walrus porn."

Person 2: "That's pretty messed up, man."
by Raskeet Onyamum aka Royden January 2, 2014
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