Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 10, 2019

Wrench Wench

A woman who is mechanically inclined and tends to follow that interest. Often seen with a spanner (AKA wrench) in hand working on an engine or some other mechanical device. This is a lady who doesn't mind getting a little dirty to fix something or build something new.

"Whatever is wrong with it, she'll probably be able to fix it since she is a wrench wench."

by Sororita June 10, 2020

Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.

Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.

by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011

Penis-Wrench

A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.

Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!

Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!

Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?

by TheOriginalPenisWrench January 07, 2016

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Mexican Wrench

Using the wrong tool for a job. Most often used when trying to use a pair of pliers or vice-grips to remove nuts and bolts.

I didn't ask for a mexican wrench, go grab me the correct tool.

by yz28210 May 07, 2011