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wrestling

The best sport in the world. Professional "wrestling" is a bunch of bullshit.
It requires hard work, self confidence, self determination, and personal sacrifice. It teaches life long lessons and skills that no other sport can.
Once you have wrested, everything else in life is easy.
by JTC May 13, 2005
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wrestling

One of the hardest sports you can ever compete in. "Professional" wrestling like WWE or ECW is a bunch of bullshit, half the stuff they do aren't even real or legal wrestling moves. The only "professional" wrestler worthy of attention is Kurt Angle who has actually competeted in REAL wrestling. Oh and it's not a gay sport. Yes you do dress in spandex uniforms and "grope" other individuals of the same gender. That does not make it gay. Wrestling is no more "gayer" than football, basketball, swimming, baseball...etc. Wrestlers work as hard as, probably harder, than any of the competers in the above sports.
Simpleton: Hey, did you see the WWE wrestling match yesterday? Man, that was sick!

Real Wrestler: No, I didn't, you faggot. You know why? Because I spent an hour practicing for my match tommorow with no water breaks, no rest breaks, and no mercy. I wrestle for REAL.
by WannabeGrunt August 29, 2005
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Naked mud wrestling party

A party where you can watch naked women mud wrestle and guys can even mud wrestle naked them selves.
Are you going to that naked mud wrestling party?
by Deep blue 2012 July 11, 2010
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Turkish wrestling

A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.
Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!

Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
by p045 May 19, 2009
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horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.
When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.
by Mark H December 14, 2004
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whistling bastard

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.
holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!
by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008
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Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.
--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."
by Arble August 14, 2009
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