The best sport in the world. Professional "wrestling" is a bunch of bullshit.
It requires hard work, self confidence, self determination, and personal sacrifice. It teaches life long lessons and skills that no other sport can.
It requires hard work, self confidence, self determination, and personal sacrifice. It teaches life long lessons and skills that no other sport can.
by JTC May 13, 2005
Get the wrestling mug.One of the hardest sports you can ever compete in. "Professional" wrestling like WWE or ECW is a bunch of bullshit, half the stuff they do aren't even real or legal wrestling moves. The only "professional" wrestler worthy of attention is Kurt Angle who has actually competeted in REAL wrestling. Oh and it's not a gay sport. Yes you do dress in spandex uniforms and "grope" other individuals of the same gender. That does not make it gay. Wrestling is no more "gayer" than football, basketball, swimming, baseball...etc. Wrestlers work as hard as, probably harder, than any of the competers in the above sports.
Simpleton: Hey, did you see the WWE wrestling match yesterday? Man, that was sick!
Real Wrestler: No, I didn't, you faggot. You know why? Because I spent an hour practicing for my match tommorow with no water breaks, no rest breaks, and no mercy. I wrestle for REAL.
Real Wrestler: No, I didn't, you faggot. You know why? Because I spent an hour practicing for my match tommorow with no water breaks, no rest breaks, and no mercy. I wrestle for REAL.
by WannabeGrunt August 29, 2005
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A party where you can watch naked women mud wrestle and guys can even mud wrestle naked them selves.
by Deep blue 2012 July 11, 2010
Get the Naked mud wrestling party mug.A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.
Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!
Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!
by p045 May 19, 2009
Get the Turkish wrestling mug.When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.
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by Mark H December 14, 2004
Get the horizontal sumo wrestling mug.holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!
by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008
Get the whistling bastard mug.A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.
--- Dick Whistling ---
James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"
Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."
James - "Whoopsie doodles."
James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"
Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."
James - "Whoopsie doodles."
by Arble August 14, 2009
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