weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect
Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.
by swervetoomuch May 31, 2014
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dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner
i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet
by jcooper0101010 April 07, 2011
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penis weave

The pubes surround the penis or vaginal area.
Person1: did you hear Larry showed everyone his penis weave in the locker room
Person2: yea they were hella long
by Fetus_yeeter September 28, 2018
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eye weave

Girl- Damn her eye weavepoppin
by Princess120603 December 10, 2017
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Weaving a yarn

1. Telling a dick story adventure.

2. Crop dusting to the right.
1. I was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time I had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy Frank said "Shut the fuck up. You're just weaving a yarn!"
by Iron bone pony October 02, 2016
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Stanky Weave

When ones weave is extremely musty, crusty, and smelly.
by linkybinky June 06, 2014
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Weave Whore

A girl given instant bitchy arrogance, while she has fake hair in her head
Rolling her eyes, she needs to stop being a Weave Whore.
by Shawnwitz February 05, 2011
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